Show Your Cookie Pride With A Cookie Lapel Pin

The Pro-Cookie Agenda is crumbling like, well, a cookie, due in part to Cookie Monster turning his back on cookies and pushing fruit on the youngsters of America. Because of Cookie Monster’s efforts, fruit has taken cookies’ place as the number one snack among American children.

Cookies are a triumph of man over nature.

-Stephen Colbert

Send a message to Cookie Monster and other cookie lobbyists that cookies are not a “sometimes” food, they are an “always” food. Fight for your right to eat cookies any damn time you want.  Do your part to spread this message and show your cookie pride by sporting a Cookie lapel pin. Wear it and every American will know that you are a God-fearing, cookie eating patriot.

We’re taking pre-orders on the Cookie lapel pins. $2.50, the price it would cost you to buy 2 pounds of apples (which may I remind you, are not studded with delicious chocolate chips), will get you your very own Cookie lapel pin. Orders will be ready for shipping in 10-14 days. Check the products page for more details.